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Jan 3, 2010

Sunday Paintball Funnies...

Upon his demise, a notorious tournament paintballer known for his rule bending found himself standing at the gates of the underworld.  Inside he found a dozen other players standing in a knee deep, putrid mix of stale beer, broken paintballs and cigarette butts.  It didn't seem very pleasant but he did notice they were all smoking and joking, drinking Red Bull and generally having a good time.

"Hmmm," he thought to himself.  "All the times I wiped and was shooting hot - this doesn't seem like a bad exchange for all the tournaments I won."

About that time he heard a voice boom from the back of the room. "ALL RIGHT MEAT HEADS! Breaks over.  Back on your heads!


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