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Apr 27, 2010

Paintball friends...

"I can't get this gun to shoot."

"It's an EGO. Are you telling me you don't know how to turn it on?"

"I guess."

"Did you not read the operating manual?"

"It's not my gun. My friend let me borrow it."

"Your friend let you borrow his $1500 paintball gun and didn't show you how to turn it on?"


"Did he show you any safety features?"


"Is it set to non-ramping, semi-auto mode?"

"What's that?"

(vein in the temple THUMP, vein in the temple THUMP, vein in the temple THUMP...)

"Here. Borrow this rental. For free."

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Tinker Apr 27, 2010, 9:17:00 AM  

I have actually seen you have this conversation with someone before! Priceless!!!

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