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May 16, 2006

Ummmmmm…

I know of fields that make extra money by renting "upgraded" guns. I'm not sure I would want to take my kids to a go-kart track to race against a few customers who are driving formula one cars.(Especially against customers who would never dream of driving their formula one cars against other formula one drivers!!!)

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May 11, 2006

Barrel mathematics…

Okay class, pay attention:
REGARDING ACCURACY

BAD PAINT + CHEAP (STOCK) BARREL = POOR ACCURACY
BAD PAINT + EXPENSIVE BARREL = POOR ACCURACY
GOOD PAINT + CHEAP (STOCK) BARREL = BETTER ACCURACY
GOOD PAINT + EXPENSIVE BARREL = BETTER ACCURACY
GOOD PAINT + SKILLED SHOOTER + (LUCK)2 = GOOD ACCURACY

REGARDING RANGE (DISTANCE)

300 FPS + 8 INCH BARREL = DISTANCE X
300 FPS + 36 INCH BARREL = SAME DISTANCE X**

**assuming variable A (air temperature), variable B (humidity), variable C (barometric pressure), variable D (paint diameter, weight, shell and fill consistency), variable E (barrel cleanliness) and variable F (wind) are identical.

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May 2, 2006

Lost another barrel sale…

"Hey, I want to buy a paintball SNIPER barrel."

"Why?"

"Because I want to be able to pick off players with one shot at great distances!"

"Sorry. There's no such thing!"

"Sure there is. It's right here in this magazine!"

"Then buy it from the magazine."

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Yakity yak.... 3 shot rulz... take 3 shots at my field and take a break. what's the hurry? who ya tryin to impress? this aint no freak show! why waste paint? can't hit em with three? throw three more. can't hit em with them? go fishin~ (me, on Facebook)
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"How is paintball like golf? Golf is played outdoors on nice, well kept grass or, if something goes horribly wrong, off in the woods. Same with paintball." (Baca Loco)


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