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May 3, 2009

Sunday Paintball Funnies...

An amateur tourney team was looking for sponsors and came up with, that they thought, was a novel idea for the letter format.

"Dear Pro$pective $ponsoring Company;

We are a $mall but $ucce$$ful team. We have been looking for $pon$or$. There'$ really not a whole lot of thing$ we can think of that we need de$perately. We are winning lot$ of tournament$ and are really bu$y.
When you have the time, plea$e $end u$ a note $aying what you can $end u$ in the way of $pon$or$hip.


$uper $nake$"

A week later....a letter from 'THE COMPANY'

Dear Stupid Snakes;

We kNOw that amateur tournaments are NOt eNOugh to keep even an hoNOurable and successful team busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and you can never play eNOugh.

Good Luck for NOw

The Company


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