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Jun 7, 2009

Sunday Paintball Funnies...

A newbie team was considering a local two-day tournament. The first prize was $100,000.00, and it only cost $100.00 to enter a team. You didn't have to pre-register, just show up on game day and the best part was you could bring your own paint.

On the day of the tournament they were lead into the woods and were set upon by several people and clubbed unconscious. Twenty minutes later a professional team was lead into the woods and given the same treatment.

Two hours later the players of both teams started to wake up and the newbie player asked, "Are they going to serve lunch at this tournament?"

"I dunno," the professional team captain remarked, "They didn't last year."

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