Hey, he missed our sign!
Please slow down when you turn into our driveway. Thanks.

The mad ramblings of a mean and grumpy paintball field owner.
Please slow down when you turn into our driveway. Thanks.

Red Wings play paintball
The Detroit Red Wings took a break from their Stanley Cup quest for a little down time.
State Parks consider banning paintball
Paintballers create problems for Park Rangers.

What the heck is wrong with the state of Arkansas. Businesses all over the world are telling us how much money we can save and how many trees we can save if we use direct deposit as well as pay our bills over the internet.
I did my part. I filed online and opted for the direct deposit. I know the deposit was made because I saw it on my online bank deposit statement.
So, what do I get in the mail a few weeks later. A paper check stamped (THIS IS NOT A CHECK). Was this a reminder that I didn't get on my knees and thank the state for my refund? Did they send it to rub it in that I got such a measly refund? Maybe it's a test to see if I can read or maybe it's a trap. Maybe they want me to try and cash it so they can put me in jail!
I wonder what kind of administrative paperwork avalanche I could start if I tried to give the refund back! I'm just saying.

But, no, you can't have one. This is being issued to troops in Iraq for "crowd control". It's called a "paintball gun on steroids". The paintballs they use have metal particles in the fill so they pack a bigger punch. Oh, yeah!
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