Sunday Paintball Funnies...

You might be a paintball geek if:

you have named your gun.

you have ever slept with your gun or other gear.

you commonly wear paintball clothing in public.

your gun/marker is worth more than your car/bike.

all the trees in your backyard have paint splats on them.


And finally, you might be a paintball geek if:

you ever took someone paintballing on a first date.

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Saturday Paintball Reruns...

from September 08: "Another Tin Hat Award"

"Player. Why did you shoot my ref?"

"I was trying to get his attention."

"Why didn't you just yell at him?"

"I didn't want to give away my position."

Here's your hat.

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They obviously did not ask what I think about the "military" look...

Press release from Tippmann:

Last week Tippmann launched the TPX; next week U.S. Army Paintball has something new. Just to peak your interest, this new marker is:

Customizable, upgradable and affordable

Durable, reliable and of course, made by Tippmann

What the scenario player wanted and what you and other dealers wanted even more

Here are just a few of the comments from some of our testers of the exciting new marker…

This marker is going to turn some heads.

I believe this marker is taking customization to the next level.

With the huge popularity of Military First Person Shooters like Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare and Ghost Recon, this is the look players have been waiting for.

That looks AMAZING! A lower-priced marker that can be modded almost limitlessly? I can’t imagine why Tippmann won’t sell a million of them!

Wow! Another head-turner so quickly. Visually very impressive. A great way to draw new players in, or encourage people to expand their marker collection.

I look forward to sharing this release with you on Monday.

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From left field...

Someone found this site by googling "if you don't like paintball you're gay - death paintball league"

Scary!

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