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Aug 17, 2009

Count to ten...breath!

I had the oddest e-mail exchange yesterday. I'm still shaking my head in disbelief. I still throw up a bit when I think about it. Let me see if I can set this up...

For the past couple of weeks I've been getting an advertisement/spam/email just about every other day from "Watch-Your-Back-Productions (WYBP)." Seems they want me to consider purchasing their reusable grenade. It's an interesting product as far as grenades go but it's not something I'm interested in so I emailed WYBP and asked that I be taken off their mailing list.

And I get this response: "I will never never take you off my list I love you to much to let you go. Just kidding your off it good luck in all your paintball ventures. Charles"

Cute. So Charles has a sense of humor. Then he ends the email with, "Look for our suicide bomber vest coming out soon."

BACK UP THE DAMN TRAIN! Suicide bomber vest??

Here was my response: "You are kidding, again. Right?"

And his reply: "
No I am not kidding about the vest. We are coming out with a suicide bomber vest. You jump out the bushes and push the button and poof a cloud of smoke and paintball shoot out 360 degrees. Pretty crazy huh. I will still keep you on our blacklist but if you are ever interested in what we have to offer to the game you know how to contact us. Have a good one. Charles."

Charles. Charles. Charles. You just poked a hornets nest with a very short stick, my friend.

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questionable promoting
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4 comments:

Reiner Schafer Aug 17, 2009, 9:15:00 AM  

Ha ha ha. Suicide bomber vest.

Maybe this will be a start of the next paintball genre. We went to Milsim (military simulation). Now we will have Ter-Sim (Terrorist simulation).

I guess if someone figures they can make a buck doing it, they will.

Brules,  Aug 17, 2009, 1:49:00 PM  

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13 Feet Tall Aug 18, 2009, 3:04:00 AM  

I know it's a horrible idea, but i think it would be HILARIOUS to run into some sort of castle and set yourself off with a paintball suicide vest.

mick Aug 18, 2009, 8:51:00 AM  

There are SOME people who I would make run into a fort wearing a suicide vest.

Yes, 13, we all have a little darkness lurking in our souls. The difference between us and the maniacs is we are sane and civilized and know the difference between fun and games and poor taste and stupidity.

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