EBAY magic...

Does anyone sell used guns on EBAY? Here are some descriptions of a few current deals:

"Everything has only been used twice"(Once in the mud and the other time in the rain)

"This is a very little used paintball outfit"
(Maybe because it’s broke)

"This gun and tank were purchased new and both are in excellent condition, only used 3 times!!" (Bought new five years ago and the tank is out of date)

I bought it a while back and forgot I had it in my closet(Maybe because it’s a piece of junk)

"Just Been Sitting In the Closet Because I Can't Get The Guys To Play That Begged Me To Buy It" (Now that’s just wrong!)

"Has only been used twice in my back yard to shoot at a target"
(300,000 times)

And as far as reasons for selling - these caught my eye:

"It was bought for my 11 year old grand son but he is not old enough"
(Mom law rules!)

"I never thought I would sell this gun but since my girlfriend won't get off my back, it goes on ebay" (Girlfriend law rules!)

"NO TRADES WIFE'S ORDERS UNLESS HIGHLY IN MY FAVOR AND I MEAN HIGHLY" (Wife law rules!)

"I'm too old, too slow, and too fat to run around now."(Nuff said)