You have money waiting in a Nicaraguan Bank...
Everyone knows there is a lot of SPAM on the internet. There's stuff out there you can click on, including e-mails, that will curl your hair and fry your motherboard! So when I see stuff in my inbox I don't immediately recognize like, "Please reply", or "How ya doin" I automatically click it into the trash basket. If you really want a reply it has to include some reference to the paintball, item, subject or idea. I would hate to trash an important e-mail and make someone think I was being mean and grumpy and ignoring them!