Paintball
Just so you know - paintball isn't the only thing that makes me mean and grumpy.
An able bodied person jumping out of a car they just parked in a handicapped spot kinda frosts my butt. Someone who parks their cart in the middle of the shopping isle while chatting with friends doesn't exactly get my thumbs up, either.
I'm not into road rage or tantrums but when in traffic I can get a little riled when I merge out of a lane that is closing and others are speeding passed to merge ahead of me. Which reminds me, I had a car pass me a few days ago with a child standing up in the back seat. Made me want to track down the driver and yank a knot in her neck.
I had a girl friend who made me a bit grumpy once. No. Wait. That's not right. I had a girl friend once who made me a bit grumpy.
In general I'm a pretty happy guy. I like puppies and sunsets and every night I pray for world peace.
If only I could find a way to keep paintball netting from blowing down and fire ants from propagating all would be good.
