Ring! Ring!

Many paintballers get up early on Saturday and play in their backyard or on Uncle Billy Bob's back forty. Calls to the Pro-shop start early...

"Good morning. T-Square Paintball."

"Ummmmm, yeah. What time does the Pro-shop open?"

"Twelve, noon."

"Oh, ummmmm. Can I come in early and get some CO2 tanks filled?"

"Yes, you can come in on Friday."

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Okay, so I didn't say that. And yes, yes, yes I am already at the field/pro-shop setting up and getting ready for the 100 paying players expected in a few hours. I should tell him to come now and I'll drop what I am doing to provide him CO2 so he can play using Wallyworld paint on a renegade field with unchronoed guns and his 12 friends who have 8 masks between them.

Maybe I need to re-evaluate my priorities.

Maybe.