The same attributes???

I don't know what to think about this one:

The National Professional Paintball League is pleased to announce that the U.S. Air Force has signed on as a Non-Paintball Sponsor for the NPPL San Diego event.

The mission of the Air Force is to fly and fight in Air, Space and Cyberspace. To accomplish this mission, it takes a team of highly motivated and highly dedicated individuals all working toward the same goal. Both paintball and the Air Force require their participants and Airmen to be able to communicate with their teammates, employ strategy and tactics and be able to make decisions that will lead their team to success. The athletes that participate in the National Paintball finals have the same attributes as those the Air Force looks for to serve this great nation. The Air Force is excited about being a part of this action-packed event and wish all the teams the best of luck!

Once I finish choking on my Mountain Dew I'll try to come up with something.