The first thing many people want to know when they check in is what condition the field is in. With a bit of tongue in cheek we put this sign up a few years ago right outside the door.
See PsychoScenario on EBAY. *Third Law of Paintball Learn from other people's mistakes, because you won't live long...
From around the net...
OH NO, you didn't just say THAT!
"A billion-dollar company tried to steal my identity, and I was able to fight and regain my identity. That's why I'm on cloud nine; I fought the giant and I'm a success story against Activision." (Greg Hastings)
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Yakity yak.... 3 shot rulz... take 3 shots at my field and take a break. what's the hurry? who ya tryin to impress? this aint no freak show! why waste paint? can't hit em with three? throw three more. can't hit em with them? go fishin~ (me, on Facebook)
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Yes, I know Steve Davidson found the property that was the site of the first ever paintball game. No, I don't care. (Dale from the Ford Report)
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"How is paintball like golf? Golf is played outdoors on nice, well kept grass or, if something goes horribly wrong, off in the woods. Same with paintball." (Baca Loco)
2 comments:
Hahahah, I absolutely love the MOSQUITO COUNT! I've seen the formula for figuring that out, it's;
N(0)»nt/4r(zZ/2k)≤(74xAcrage)*94√++swear_words(½-players^π/owners_off)-profit¿/bounus_ball+red_bumps=Misquotes Per Square Inch
Very cool! That's the formula we use. Only we round off the bonus ball and use metrics. Thanks for the laugh back!
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