Monday morning blues...

Don't hop the security cable on Monday when there is a sign that says I'm closed on Monday, beg me to open up the shop (that has another sign on the door that says I am closed on Monday) and then take an hour and a half trying to shave a few dollars off the gun you finally decide you want to buy.  First of all, in many counties here in Arkansas, hoping a security cable marked "No Trespassing" is liable to get you shot. Good thing I'm not real mean and grumpy, eh!" And second, my prices are so low there is no wiggle room at all.

Oh, and did I mention Monday is my day off.