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May 23, 2010

Sunday Paintball Funnies...


President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses at a paintball field, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the field owner explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?" The field owner answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass. It's hard to fool them flies though."


(I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself - besides, he's really stating to piss me off!)

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