Sunday Paintball Funnies...

Tournament Paintball in Heaven?

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest tournament paintball players in America.

Their entire lives, Bob and Earl discussed paintball history in the winter, and they pored over every NPPL and PSP score during the season. They played in as many tournaments as they could. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was tournament paintball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after a particularly grueling tournament. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.

"Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked.

"Of course it's me," Bob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there tournament paintball in heaven?"

"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is tournament paintball in heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're playing the snake tomorrow."